TessieBear99

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Elderberries by TessieBear99, literature

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Elderberries

Elderberries went walking to the pond. They cried for their bread who was alive and they were unhappy! The putrid bread wasn't dead. Bread says, "What the dickens is an Elderberry?! And why do we want to kill them?" After the Elderberries cried and cried and cried some more, the bread wandered over and said, "Oi what is going on here?" The men flew from Jelly World, frightened and afraid of the Elderberries. The Elderberries attacked the men and bread. Bread screamed, "HOLY PEANUT JUICE!" and the men screamed, "WE'RE RUNNING AWAY!!!!!!" Then chaos happened. It went off and shot the little men who died. "What happened?" said the big c

Round n Round the MulberryBush by TessieBear99, literature

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Round n Round the MulberryBush

Individually wrapped packing boxes piled high with cheese, Gently swaying, harshly ringing swiftly in the breeze. Once the carrot comes along to bite the sandy flesh, The needle's haystack runs away to clean his awful mesh. To and fro and to and fro the jelly babies sting, The butter fights but falls down far and damages its wing. At this the sausage jumps in fright and sauces down its thigh, The cabbage baker spanks him dumb and throws his head up high. On looking from a safer distance the smelly KitKat looms, And sneakily starts to polish his collection of old brooms. The wood it shines and sparkles like the dust below the sink,

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Australia
Deviant for 16 years
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Hi, my name's Tess and I'm an alcoholic. Haha nah. I'm nothing special, infact I'm a bit of a bore ;)

Current Residence: Tasmania, Australia
Favourite genre of music: Country
Personal Quote: Life's too short to wear long skirts

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TessieBear99

Jul 20, 2007

Video Creation

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Hi! You should all watch my movie that I'm very proud of making. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLEWQlYXI0 It's about my favourite teacher in the whole world, my music teacher. Because he left our school and we were all very upset. Here's the link again just incase you missed it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLEWQlYXI0